Cheap Sweep
As the NYSE launches into yet another unexpected scary rollercoaster dip or upswing, one thing in this recession remains firm as a penis at a pimp-n-hoe adult theme party. Prices have never been better to please a peter.
Everywhere, ball busting prices have flooded the market. XXX toy costs range from a dollar menu item or the cost for a cup coffee from McDonald’s, Burger King, Dairy Queen, or any fast food franchise, to the cost of a Happy Meal. More than ever before you can wine and dine your date for cheap, and get home in time for XXX dessert fit for King or Queen.
Instead of jonesing for a morning cup of Joe, grab trusty Lincoln for a Cup of O.
A sample of cheap treats on the menu include Rings of Fire, a series of fire-engine red, nubby cock rings, with some models offering strategically larger nubs to push you over the edge. When you’re ready to swing others around the Maypole with Flare, Flame, Scorch and Heat models.
A pair of summer jelly shoes to match outfits isn’t enough. Why not rock the jellies in bed? Pink is always in season. If you’re all about the details, sculpted jelly dongs give you graceful raised veins for super feel good vibes. Yum, chewy like bubblegum.
Blue Hawaiian is the color of the USB Massage Ball Vibrator, a hard plastic, palm size massage ball vibrator with raised nubs, and an extended cord. No batteries required. Geek answer to the multitask master in all of us. Game on.
Sweet cheek accessories like Dragonz Tale Anal Cord is where Dungeons and Dragons kicks ass. If you put your right hand back and your left hand forward, and you shake all about, anybody can reach brand spanking new levels of play.
